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Thursday June 19 2008; Posted: 10:21 a.m. EDT

Paris, FRANCE (AP) -- Doctors at the Sisters of the Blessed Sacrament Hospital have successfully attached the foreskin of a deceased wine taster to a 35 year old hotel concierge.

After the doctors completed the surgery, head surgeon Dr. Bertrand Laval was quoted as saying the patient is calm and twice the man he was before. He advised his patient to avoid any stimulation and prescribed a steady regime of watching video clips of Ann Coulter for the next 21 days.

Upon hearing the news of the surgery, the widow released a statement to the press saying that she hopes the foreskin's new owner will get more use out of it than her husband did.