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Another short tale for your reading pleasure...
My testicles were a popular topic of a Christmas dinner. I had a vasectomy a week and a half prior to Christmas. Within a day after the procedure, one of my boys swelled to the size of an orange. I was blinded with pain, vomiting regularly and bed ridden. On Christmas day I dragged my ass out of bed fighting dizzy spells and eventually made it to my brother's house for dinner. I attended the table but couldn't eat a thing.
"Uncle Ken, why aren't you eating?"
"Because my bal..."
"CRANBERRY SAUCE ANYONE?", interrupted my sister-in-law.
It was weeks before my knees were reunited.
"Uncle Ken, why aren't you eating?"
"Because my bal..."
"CRANBERRY SAUCE ANYONE?", interrupted my sister-in-law.
It was weeks before my knees were reunited.
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